Какие часы вы носите ? (архив)

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nastee, тонко , однако .

nastee:

Garrulus Garrulus

Bearded Intelligentsia

Distinguishing features: Shaggy beard and hair so authentic you know that they do it out of necessity rather than irony. Shitty button-down shirts, and most importantly, shitty sandals. They always wear shitty sandals.

Habitat: Any Project OGI, Gogol, or other cheap cafe-restaurant serving sovok food with an intellectual veneer. Kitchens.

Danger if Provoked: Moderate to high. If you ask about anything from politics to literature to the weather, you will be subjected to a six-hour discourse on every subject under the moon, infused with deductive reasoning the likes of which has not been seen or heard since the days of the Toga. Moreover, you will be asked to buy him 100g of vodka every 30 minutes, and you will be told that it is "normal" for a person to buy a bearded intellectual vodka, as well as pickled cucumbers, in order to reward his genius.

Mortal Weaknesses: Halyava.

Comments: Garrulus Garrulus tends to avoid expats because he believes they're not just vulgar, but stingy.

St.Patrick, sure thing.

http://www.exile.ru/field_guide.html

А вот и любимый персонаж Рута:

Cashilokius Nongayicus

Male Purse Holder

Distinguishing features: Authentic Gucci gear from Cherkizovsky Rynok, former sportsmen, purse.

Habitat: Exchange booths, near expensive cars that may or may not belong to them, notary publics.

Danger if Provoked: High. Nobody can be completely sure what he keeps in the purse, but it probably ain’t tampoons.

Mortal Weaknesses: Supermarkets that make you check your bags.

Comments: The Cashilokius Nongayicus has defied predictions of extinction and continues to thrive throughout Moscow and the regions. With all his documents stored conveniently in his purse, he is able conduct biznes at a moment’s notice.

отличные описания

но ни слова про часы, к сожалению

тут уже не про часы?

анатом:

отличные описания

но ни слова про часы, к сожалению

Почему же. «Authentic Gucci gear from Cherkizovsky Rynok» по-моему как раз фтопку.

Удачи!

Certina DS SPEL, круглые

Эта ветка не про часы, а про понты. Как, впрочем, и большинство нетехнических веток на Онлайнере. А жаль.

St.Patrick:

r00t:

По теме - является ли недостатком отсутствие часов при наличии костюма ?

ну вообще как-то не принято что ли...

согласен. при всем своем демократизме считаю что это сродни белым носкам и костюму.

буду знать и теперь перед встречей с тобой снимать костюм или отдалживать часы у кого нить